quotes=new Array();
quotes[0] = "We like fire!";
quotes[1] = "We really like fire.";
quotes[2] = "at Johns Hopkins";
quotes[3] = "\"One handed is just as easy...\"";
quotes[4] = "\"Well, it's not not a bad idea...\"";
quotes[5] = "\"... my bad.\"";
quotes[6] = "\"I'm almost positive it said 'flame-retardant.'\"";
quotes[7] = "\"What exactly does 'fireballs' entail?\"";
quotes[8] = "\"If only we had trampolines...\"";
quotes[9] = "\"I don't need to know where it's been, just if it still works.\"";
quotes[10] = "\"Volunteering is not in your best interests.\"";
quotes[11] = "\"We do fire right.\"";
quotes[12] = "\"I was not informed the table had a weight limit.\"";
quotes[13] = "\"Fix what? I thought falling was part of the act!\"";
quotes[14] = "\"Two days is plenty of time to create and rehearse a show. . . right?\"";
quotes[15] = "\"Who woulda thought dry foliage would burn so fast?\"";
quotes[16] = "\"This is not the time nor the place for getting served, gentlemen.\"";
quotes[17] = "\"We're like the Salem Witch Trials, only with less witch and less guilt.\"";



var count = 17;
var pick_title = quotes[Math.round(Math.random()*count)];
document.write(pick_title);