hello smarty pants,

so you got into hopkins, but you can't seem to find an intelligent way to move out of your dorm room. problem solved.

hopkins student storage will pick up your boxes, fridges, trunks, tvs, microwaves, bicycles, bean bags, and other items directly from your dorm room during spring move-out.

we'll store your stuff in a secure, climate-controlled facility over the summer, and return it all directly to your new residence in the fall.

genius, you say? we'll...we'd like to stay modest.

cheers,
the storage team